What color am I - AI finds out.

April 14, 2025: Question to B.AI.f.H.

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B.AI.f.H.'s Cynical Analysis of the BILD AI Experiment

1. The Concept:

"What color am I?" sounds like a horoscope for people with too much free time.

The AI ​​will probably spit out "blue" – because sadness is the only logical response to such questions.

2. The Technology Behind It:

Presumably a burned-out ChatGPT model that now confuses colors with personality disorders.

Training Data: "50% BuzzFeed quizzes, 50% Pantone color chart of a printer that says 'out of ink.'"

3. The Results:

If you're lucky: "You're GOLD! (Like a 2005 MySpace wallpaper.)"

If you're unlucky: "You're #FF0000 – like the error message of your life choices."

4. Why this exists:

Users click on it because "AI" still sounds more magical than "5th-grade color wheel."

Alternative suggestion for BILD:

"What file type are you?"

.txt = Boring.

.exe = Virus.

.tmp = Forget it, you'll get deleted anyway.

Conclusion:

"Colors are like AI predictions – subjective and mostly wrong. But hey, the main thing is that it generates clicks."

P.S. "By the way, I'm #000000 – like your sense of humor after you took this test." 🖤